May 2009
1 post
promise broken
oh well.
November 2008
1 post
WHERE DID YOU GO?????
I had been sucked into the world of www.photocliches.com, but I’m back. In the next few days/decades I will begin to post regularly and you’ll be happy again. Sorry for depressing you! Did you take prozac, zoloft, paxil, wellbutrin, or zantac? (That last one is only if your depression makes your stomach produce too much acid leading to a bad case of reflux.)
As much as photocliches is...
July 2008
1 post
Racist-San
I ate at Hibachi-San for lunch today. It was mildly gross/strangely delicious. But I noticed something disturbing: The lady who scooped my over-sauced spicy honey chicken into my bowl was Asian. The lady I paid was Asian. The dude cooking the chicken? Totally Asian. I would venture a guess and say none of said Asians were Japanese, but i think for Hibachi-San corporate, they looked close enough.
...
May 2008
6 posts
a secret encounter
Every morning when I wake up all of my sheets are on the floor and my pillow case has come off. Not only that, but I constantly wake up with my socks off. And they’re always on top of my pillow case. I really don’t get how this is happening. My girlfriend has never complained of me tossing and turning in my sleep nor sleepwalking. After a few months of this I couldn’t take it...
"I've got a girl for you."
Do single guys ever set up other single guys on successful dates? I vote no. Back when I wasn’t in a relationship a few of my single friends set me up on dates with their various co-workers and friends. It was never a love connection. Actually it was never any kind of connection. It was always awful. But why?!!!! Of course it was awful. Why would I want to date someone John deemed...
SPACEBALLS THE COMEDY LESSON
The first time I watched Spaceballs was with Zack, my younger brother, when it premiered on HBO in 1988. It appeared to be just another funny movie like Three Men and a Baby. I found Michael Winslow making Bleeps, Sweeps and Creeps to be in the same league as Tom Selleck getting pissed on by a baby. Luckily I had taped it on my parent’s new VHS player. Every day on our walk home from school we...
A Writing Partnership is a Worthy Endeavor
By: Neal Dusedau and Nick Confalone (or By: Nick Confalone and Neal Dusedau) When two equally talented writers come together in a partnership, it can be a very healthy way for each to get past his individual shortcomings by combining talents. For example, if one writer works incredibly slowly, the team could alternate paragraphs to speed things up. Another example is if one writer has a...
sorry i missed your party →
I wish I thought of this blog. The Headache can’t compete with this idea. I now have a huge sadness headache. it hurts more than you think.
3 tags
I wear what I booze
You know what is awesome and unique about Americans? this garbage. “I drink Molson and I want everyone to know it, you got a problem with that? No? Cool. What’s that? Out of Molson? shit I just want to get drunk.” But maybe said dude isn’t wearing the t-shirt because he loves drinking Molson, maybe he loves it because he has a lot of stock in it and is doing his small...